You are Genie!

Genie from Aladdin. Disney

When you spend thousands of years trapped in a bottle, you’re going to emerge with a few issues.

One of those issues manifests itself in uncontrollable bursts of energy. You’re a person with joie de vivre in spades. Some may label you a flamboyant airhead ...but they’d be dead wrong. Your above-average intelligence is not be trifled with.

Genies may be a little rude and have more than their fair share of rough edges, but they make for loyal companions even if they’re very comfortable being alone. Freedom -- particularly freedom of expression – is something you treasure, and you’ll never censor yourself even if it means offending polite company.