You should live in Switzerland!

Switzerland

If we stick with stereotypes, Switzerland is a land full of ruddy cheeked watch makers who love to spend their days yodelling on the mountains. The trains all run on time, every home has a collection of cuckoo clocks - and all the women are called Heidi!

But seriously, Switzerland is a land of stunning scenery, elegant cities and friendly people. The Swiss make great cheese and chocolate, and with your love of cleanliness, orderliness and punctuality, you'll fit right in!