You should get a Shar-Pei!

Shar-Pei

These uniquely built dogs are quite independent and require a strong-willed owner to enforce the rules. As well-trained adults, shar-peis are calm, extremely loyal. These sleep-loving, frothing beauties will get a great deal of attention from strangers on your daily walks.

Needs: With regular obedience training during their younger years, Shar-Peis will only need short walks to keep them calm. If you need a dog on the clean side to mitigate possible allergies, this dog is perfect for you, but you may need a pair of ear-plugs. These dogs snore quite loudly while curled up on the foot of your bed.