You should get a Pug!

Pug

Pugs are unusual looking dogs that make great playmates for the kids, but also get along with just about everyone -- with a lot of sniffling and grunting. They are are calm and rarely destructive... but can be quite possessive of their owners.

Needs: It's easy to groom these dogs, and they'll be happy as long as they have access to a soft fuzzy bed. Exercise isn't really their thing but they will need daily attention. Their small stubby faces make this breed prone to health problems, so be prepared for breathing difficulties, eye problems and facial skin infections.